Celebrity quotes about Beyond the Pale that have never been uttered:

J. K. Rowling

Jane Yolen's delightfully scary A Knot of Toads takes place in Scotland. I could probably buy Scotland…

Kim Jong-un

This book is so good, it should only be for the ruling elite. I forbid all imperialists from reading it!

Karl Urban

I enjoyed the creativity and violence of Even Hand. Let me know if you need a lead for a movie adaptation of a Jim Butcher book!

Oprah Winfrey

Loved it! Loved it! Loved it! Have your people call my people. Come do my show.

Orlando Bloom

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I have a copy of Beyond the Pale, and you do not.

Stephen Colbert

The only way Beyond the Pale, could be improved is if I had been asked to contribute a story. Just saying.

Tina Fey

I loved the humor in Nancy & Belle Holder's The Adventures of Lightning Merriemouse-Jones. I may use some of that material…

Salman Rushdie

Sure, put a fatwa on MY head. There's more devilish goings-on in Beyond the Pale than in Satanic Verses. Christ!

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